以為有訪客...門一開「2汪1喵」開始沒完沒了：等等！這不是你們家啊～
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「叩叩叩～有人在家嗎？芝麻開門唷～」一個悠閒的週六早晨，美國男子約翰（John Paul Brammer）正打算來好好享受這一天，不過才早上10點多誰在敲門啊？
what....? pic.twitter.com/aAi3QsEQ5D
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
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門一開，約翰沒看到人，只見2狗1喵在他門外笑得好燦爛，狗狗還不斷搖尾巴想要進入他家，完全搞不懂現在是啥狀況的約翰，當然不可能讓牠們就這樣進家門，「我本來想跟牠們一起待在走廊上，結果那隻橘貓竟然趁我一不留神溜進去了！」
I tried to go hang out in the entryway but the cat SLIPPED IN without my noticing I had to check my own video for evidence dkfjekskdjalen pic.twitter.com/oQOjp5PxUU
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
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橘喵一進到約翰家裡，完全就當自己家一樣，好自在地四處巡視，無奈的約翰也終於發現他公寓樓上的鄰居家大門開著，3隻小朋友應該就是這戶人家養的吧...於是約翰決定先把2汪送回牠們家並把門關上，至於貓咪，因為他也不曉得該如何請牠「移駕」，就先這樣吧...
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
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沒想到事情可沒那麼簡單！貓咪繼續在約翰家裡閒晃，沒多久2隻狗狗居然又跑來敲門了！尷尬的約翰雖然沒有和動物相處的經驗，但擔心狗狗們跑出公寓，他也只好先暫時跟牠們一起待在走廊上。
yeah this cat is settling the fuck in help pic.twitter.com/2p0e7FDxRu
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
ok I’m afraid of them getting out of the building so I’m just gonna chill with all parties involved until owners or building management shows up pic.twitter.com/kX2FmQOawG
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
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後來他發現狗狗們似乎會自己開門，難怪沒上鎖的大門根本關不住牠們，接著他又注意到牠們家有第二道門、2汪似乎打不開，因此順利把牠們留在家裡，他還開心地想：「現在只要應付貓咪就行了～」
ok crucial development I’m STRESSED pic.twitter.com/e8iz134a9M
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
these are the masterminds I’m up against by the way look at this shit pic.twitter.com/A4fXZ3rTo1
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
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dogs have been briefly subdued by a second door now there’s just this one to deal with pic.twitter.com/RtelWs3GfR
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
你以為事情就要告一段落了嗎？還沒有！因為才過一下子，2汪又跑出來跟約翰Say哈囉了～正當約翰快要被搞瘋之際，更讓他崩潰的事發生了：「其中1隻狗回到牠們家，不知怎麼搞的居然把大門給反鎖了！這下好了，有1隻狗關在家、1隻狗在外面走廊晃，還有1隻貓在我家！」
never-fucking-mind to that last update pic.twitter.com/itO5oURbwC
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
extremely stressful update. one of the dogs who went back into his apartment.... locked the door behind him somehow so now there’s one dog in the hall, one in the apartment, and one cat in my apartment. I’m gonna take the German Shepherd in mine I guess!?? pic.twitter.com/MJuR5Oid7G
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
